February 2012
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February 24th, 2011, 12:13 AM
ardeb:
The day I saw someone compare giggling at a CGI bird covered in chocolate to promoting gay bashing with complete sincerity
God bless
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jim: hello?
person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
telemarketer: w-wha--
jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
jim: wait...
jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
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whenever somebody talks about how scary the paranormal activity movies are
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I Want My Hat Back - The Master Edition
themaster-knockfourtimes:
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Streetlight Manifesto finishing up their new album →
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Tried studying for my Art History exam but everything is distracting me.
There’s no point really, since anything I remember tonight I’m bound to forget tomorrow.
I guess I’ll actually go to bed early so I can be fresh and awake to fail my exam with SOME grace.