today… today. today at the edge of our slam, at the edge of our jam, we have chose to not only dribble ourselves, but dribble each other. Today there is not a slammer nor jammer in here that shall slam alone. Not today. Today we dunk the monsters that are at our door and bring the jam to them! tODAY, WE ARE SLAMMING THE APOCALYPSE
here it is. just here it is!! what more do i have to say for myself??? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
this’ll also be an exclusive print sold by my own printing so go to my storenvy and place a preorder for this ridiculousness
IM SO PROUD
OH MY GOD
pacific rim is literally just a fucking remake of space jam
endgame is the protagonist and their team up against a team of aliens trying to get an object in a hoop
it’s the same fuck damn movie how’d they get away with this
MEG THIS IS FOR YOU.
Chuck Hansen complains about how he doesn’t have co-pilot and BILL MURRAY WALKS IN.
bring us the slam, and wipe away the jam
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam
and the oscar for best picture goes to……damn, space jam again?!? 10th year in a row
fucking space jam